John Mulaney School Shirt
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"I have friends that wear shirts that say 'school' on it"
I think this is my all-time favourite standup segment ever.
Hey, John
It's college, you remember? Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it's money!
-College
End scene.
I do offer these in unisex sizing, so they are a little sloppy if you're a true size!
It is machine washable, but make sure to turn it inside out before you wash! It is HTV on so it will last wash and wash again!
Designed and made by ME!
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lunaseeshopping
My favorite still…quack quack. “You're a 22-year-old temp, and you're so hungover, and you just wanna die every day. And then that happens in front of you, and I don't know, gives you hope?”
Tears. Everytime!!!
Aug 07Reply
lunaseeshopping
“…Now, that's debatable. But rather than debate that point, Mary brought up a new, separate, but interesting point… which was, “Ducklings!” But Mr. Finch, ever the realist about his own age and mortality… said, “Ah, too old to be a duckling!” As if to say, “My duckling days are behind me. Mary, don’t you see? I’m a duck now. And to prove it… Well, I'll say just about the most famous catchphrase a duck has… ‘Quack, quack.’” 🤣🤣🤣
Aug 07Reply
lunaseeshopping
Like, his money was in molasses or something. He owned this web company. I have no idea why he owned this web company. I think he won it in a rich man's game of dice and small binoculars, or something. . Mr. Finch wore linen suits. He had suspenders, he had a bow tie, he had a hat, he had a cane with an ivory handle. I’m giving you more description than you need, 'cause I need you to believe me. This was a real person I knew in the 21st century.
Can’t stop 🤣🤣.
Aug 07Reply
lunaseeshopping
That, and the whole bit with his mom and meeting Bill Clinton and then his dad’s response…”mmmmm, dinner” a fan being concerned about Petunia…just naturally funny.
“College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?’.”
McDonald’s!….lol
And…"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
Love him.
Aug 07Reply
poshem007
I know J. J. Bittenbinder personally. just sayin. 🤣
Dec 19Reply
grammercypark
What size is shown worn in the photo?
Jul 26Reply
havocyourway
@mlp221b PLEASE tell me these are still available and can be made in a size medium or large? This man's comedy literally saved my life a few months ago and I'm so happy to finally find a seller that's just as obsessed!
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