Incognita Wanderer Needed For Camo + Roses Chore Coat

So, I once was in love with a rock star who wore a camo hat. (Ahem, I found out the hard way what he was camouflaging). I bought this jacket in the early days of the love-fever, thinking we’d match, but I can’t actually carry off drab colors…or rock stars. Thank goodness I got out of that situation while the jacket still had its good vibes AND its tags! This twill chore coat has only been tried on a couple of times and still holds the good energy of shining anticipation of adventures and happiness. It has two sets of pockets, shaping at the waist, an Angels-n-Roses type of embroidery on the back, and a Whatever patch on the sleeve in case anyone doubts your solidarity with Gen X. Perfect for that spring gardening you’re thinking of doing, or that early summer camping trip with the cool nights. Stargaze with confidence that grass stains will never show on the camo. Dog friendly, non-smoking home. Shipped promptly without fuss or furbelows.