Hugo Boss Wide Leg Jeans NWT

These are size 27x34. I bought them one day when I was a 28/34 but through some combo of day drinking & spending high thought that someday I’d shimmy my heinie into them. Lies. To be this size I have to give up drinking and bread. Maybe cheese. Not. Worth. It. If you are lucky enough to be the disco queen tall drink of slim fast I pictured myself in these pants, I will tuck wishes in the pockets for you. And possibly the smell of fresh baked bread because I love you enough to feed you bread.