Honorable Citizens Do Not Invite Me to Afters Festival Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

You know the drill. The music’s pumping, the vibes are immaculate, and suddenly—someone whispers those two dangerous words: “After party?” Fast forward three hours, and you’re on a stranger’s couch, clutching a lukewarm drink, questioning every life choice that led you here. This unisex, 100% cotton festival tee is your built-in escape plan. Available in multiple colors to match your level of exhaustion, it makes your stance crystal clear: No afters. No exceptions. No, not even if I beg. ...Juuuuust kidding...see you on the next dance floor! ✔ Breathable fabric – Because sweating at the main stage is enough cardio for one night. ✔ Unisex fit – Whether you’re a festival queen, a techno bro, or a reluctant raver, this shirt’s got you. ✔size xl Product features - Shoulder tape for added durability - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar retains shape - Soft, strong fabric ideal for printing - Ethically made with US cotton Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat