Handmade 2nd place bum fight champion pony shirt.

OK, not much needs to be said for this shirt that I found, but it might be the best thing on planet earth, what was the first place shirt? What was the competition? Why does this exist? All of these questions do not matter because this shirt is the best thing and you will always #1 while wearing it, once again, this is a one of a kind shirt and there will never be another one ever.