Greeting Card from Cards Against Humanity - I’m Sorry

Cards Against Humanity occasion card by Clickhole. For millions of years, humans have used greeting cards in order to express complex emotions such as, “It's Christmas, “I received the hat you sent me on my birthday, and it is fine." Now, for the first time ever, it is possible to own a greeting card for every possible occasion. Cards are so good that you don't even need to put money in them! Wow! Made of heavy cardstock. Front: I’m Sorry You Have… (select ) the flu scarlet fever the meat sweats female's hysteria dog disease lemon poisoning puberty the lorbs a generally bad body pregnancy no torso one of the worst spleens ever leaking hand stomach full of change ape madness groin hardships too many shins nostril dilemma whole head is a zit fleas covered-in-glue disease gorgeous hands syndrome new car smell both hands stuck in different honey jars both hands stuck in same honey jars transforming into basset hound due to curse barfing in a big way bruised knee Inside: Please Recover (select) • In a couple days •10 years from now • Two minutes ago