Greeting Card from Cards Against Humanity - Grandson

Cards Against Humanity occasion card by Clickhole. For millions of years, humans have used greeting cards in order to express complex emotions such as, “It's Christmas, “I received the hat you sent me on my birthday, and it is fine." Now, for the first time ever, it is possible to own a greeting card for every possible occasion. Card so good that you don't even need to put money in it! Wow! Made of heavy cardstock. Front: To my wonderful grandson Inside: I am sending this card to inform you that you are now legally my grandson. There is a loophole that allowed me to do this without your permission. Now you must care for me. Love, HERE’S WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT THESE AMAZING CARDS! "These cards are so good that you don't even have to put any money in them. I'm saving $5 per year on each of my grandkids now.' "I sent one of these cards to my brother and later my brother fell off the roof. I don't know if those things were connected." "There were no scorpions in the box, which I really appreciated” Helpful Tips for How to Use Greeting Cards: * Be sure to sign your name on the card, otherwise the recipient will think a ghost sent it and panic. * Dunk your card in milk so it's not overly dry. * If you're having trouble stuffing your card into its envelope, call 911 for assistance. * Lick the envelope as quickly as possible. Licking it for longer than three seconds counts as adultery.