Great Book of Funny Quotes: Witty Words for Every Day of the Year Eileen Mason

From January to December- all 365 days of the year- these hilarious quotes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and laughter on your daily agenda! Open these pages and find quips and quotes from the famous and the infamous whose birthdays fall on that date wo, three, or more for each day. If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.». - Benjamin Franklin, January 17. "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.' -Erma Bombeck, February 21. "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." -Clarence (Seward) Darrow, April 18.