Grandparent pyrography plaques

I'm not just a Grand (ma/pa) I'm a big mug of fun- lovin', kid spoiling, with a shot of sarcasm." wood burned by hand plaque. there are a few dents/ scratches because it's home made and sometimes I'll drop something, or someone will set something on my projects. you can just look at them and imagine all the crazy things I said when I saw them or as they were happening. "son of a biscuit!" is one of the popular ones.