Accidentally purchased Frye Melissa lace up tall boots, Black leather, size 10M

I’m not proud, but these boots were a modern day butt-dial. I didn’t lock my phone after perusing, and with two accidental screen taps I bought this pair of boots. $349 of FRYE. Frye boots definitely meant for someone else. (Sadly the boot seller didn’t respond to cancel the purchase but I did end up getting the boots I wanted. They were $35, my speed. But respect the FRYE) When they arrived I was giddy. The box seemed to glow, as if it knew its contents. A pristine pair of Frye boots is a sight to behold. I didn’t try them on. I did examined them. I took one boot out, oohed and ahhed and then put it back, carefully. The smell of leather enveloped me: they smell like $349 boots. After my accidental investment in the luxury boot market, I changed my payment method to one that requires two-factor authentication, in case you’re concerned. But, THE BOOTS. Is it a love connection for you? Look at those sassy posed photos the original seller took. WOW. These boots look like they will protect you and also cradle you. Perhaps you are taken aback by their timeless beauty and would like to purchase them. I would really love that. Their exquisite craftsmanship and leather smell will not disappoint. They are luxury. Sleek. Last a lifetime. Give them to your grandchildren. They do your dishes. Maybe consider insuring them. These boots are meant for a real horse person, or someone who is pretty and l little scary in a good way. Anyway, make me an offer. Please. Please.