Fancy Christmas Lady Brooch, Vintage

Oooh, she fancy! 80’s-esque holiday glamour. Grandma will see this in like new condition brooch on you and wonder where the heck she put hers that she had just like it because she wants to be twinsies with you. Maggie, help grandma find her missing brooch! After you hear grandpa mumble something under his breath, tell him to confess knocking it off the dresser 31 years ago and “accidentally” stepping on it. Then, offer grandma yours if she promises to write a note to the family attorney handling her will so you get it back when she’s dead.