Elegant Red Leather Oxfords with Polished Finish

🔥 Will’s Vegan Luxe Derbies (Size EU 36 / US Women’s 5.5–6) – For the Ethically Fabulous 🔥 You: Want to stomp through the patriarchy without stepping on any actual animals. These shoes: Say less. These are Will’s Vegan Luxe Derbies, handcrafted in Italy, because apparently ethical manufacturing can also be drop-dead sexy. They’re made for people who read ingredients, recycle aggressively, and somehow still manage to be better dressed than 97% of the population. Let’s break it down: • 🔥 Color: Burgundy so rich it’s being audited by the IRS • ✨ Material: No cows, no problem — just luxurious plant-based leather that whispers “I went to private school” • 🇮🇹 Made in Italy — obviously • 🌱 Vegan, sustainable, water-resistant, and morally superior • 📦 Comes in original box, because we keep it classy over here • 🧼 Brand new. Worn for approximately 32 seconds while judging the lighting in the mirror. • 💸 Retail price: ~$160 + tax • 🫶 Your price: $65, because you deserve to look good without selling a kidney These shoes have never touched a sidewalk — just your soul. Size EU 36, which is about a U.S. Women’s 5.5–6 (aka: the perfect size for someone who steps lightly but leaves a deep impression). Wear these and people will say: • “Are those Will’s Vegan?” • “Do you do nonprofit work or just look like it?” • “Can I touch them?” (Politely say no.) First come, first feel morally elevated. Serious buyers only. Trolls will be spiritually composted. 🌱