Donald of Orange: From Escalator Ride to Pandemic - An Epic Comedy in Verse -- F

Donald of Orange is a comical account, in Iambic Pentameter, of the Golden Age of Trump (or the Orange Age of America). The book chronicles salient events from the June 2015 announcement of his presidential candidacy to the March 2020 arrival of Covid (after which point nothing has been funny). During this era, Americans watched, with delight or horror or, rarely, something in between, the words and deeds of the gargantuan orange political wrecking ball. Donald of Orange focuses primarily on the reaction of Trump's detractors during the Orange Era. Their words and deeds during this period deserve a proper airing from a perspective seldom found in today's Media. The comical verses in this epic poem take the reader through the 2016 primaries and the 2016 general election, the #MeToo movement, the Brett Kavanaugh fiasco, the Russia-Collusion hoax, the Mueller Report, the Covington Kids incident, the Ukraine impeachment, the 2020 primary season, and more. "As one who has written two New York Times best-sellers, I can say that this book belongs in the pantheon of epic poems. I wish I had written it." - Homer Roger Alfred "Fred" Scuttle is an English traveler who spent time in America and befriended an ardent supporter of Donald Trump. Inspired by his friend's zeal, and noticing that favorable mention of Trump was seriously wanting in the American Media, Mr. Scuttle wrote these verses from a MAGA perspective. Mr. Scuttle spends his spare time drafting a 700-year update of Dante's