Dog Cloning Kit

This is Archie. He’s the greatest dog that’s ever lived. He’s giant, friendly, gentle, and his fur smells like the Swiss countryside. In the very near future, cloning will be common. Now is your chance to ensure that someday you’ll have an Archie of your very own! The kit comes fully loaded with a toenail, scab, tuft of fur, and saliva sample. It will also ship with a high resolution photo of the original Archie to share with his clone. Inventory is limited, don’t wait to purchase. I’m open to trades on my other items but not this one, it’s simply too valuable. Happy poshing.