Distressed jeans

You know that person you've been wanting to capture their attention from? Well you've found yourself your solution. I'm in pristine condition with no stains nor holes..I'll hug your curves like a pair of gloves. I'll hide that pouch and lift that bum. That person that you are interested in will be yaw dropped in a matter of seconds! Oh yeah! You heard correctly. You'll never want to take me off of you ever again. Only a babe can rock me: YOU! Buy me or forever feel regret....