Deconstructed Black Jeans

I bought these consignment with no tags so see measurements for size. They sadly just don’t fit me. Pockets (even the fun one) are functional. FLAWS: a few small splotches and some loose threads on the right front hip. See pics. Measurements: ~waist 16.5” flat ~front rise 11” ~inseam 31.5” Dog friendly but smoke free home.