DAVE BARRY'S COMPLETE GUIDE TO GUYS by Dave Barry

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you''re a guy--or if you''re attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: • Scratching • The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf. • Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children. • The Noogie Gene • Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts. • Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method. • Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate. And much, much more