Croft & Barrow Classic-Fit Shorts – Size 44 (Tan/Khaki)

“Built for Beige Confidence” These are peak dad mode. Tan. Reliable. As thrilling as reading a warranty manual, and twice as sturdy. The kind of shorts that quietly whisper, “I call the customer service line when the app won’t work.” Waist: 44 – roomy enough to carry the weight of dad wisdom. Condition: Excellent – never worn to anything exciting. Price: $10 – a small cost for becoming the mayor of every hardware store. Bonus: Comes with the natural instinct to turn off lights in empty rooms and say, “We’re not made of money.”