Crazy WTF Wedge Heels jewels metal scrolls madness
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These are the very shoes of insanity. I am at a loss to explain what may have been going thru the mind of the individual who designed these... before I go there, let’s talk size. They are labeled 6, but I will say 5.5 (5 if you add pad) is more like it. Unless you enjoy pain in conjunction with ugliness, 5.5 max. We have a conglomeration of gaudy random faux gemstones, Jeweled metal scroll on the heel, gunmetal faux leather and heel made of what looks like wood grain Formica. Specs in comments.
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babalon156
Heel is 4.5 inches, front platform about 1inch. These are stunning in terms of their psychotic hodge podge of elements. I don’t wish to disparage anyone, but I rather suspect this creation occurred relatively close on the Heels (pun intended) of what is commonly called “a bender” of sorts.
babalon156
Inner footbed measurements: 3 inches across ball of foot, 9 inches length.
babalon156
@dezchic srsly wth with these?
dezchic
@babalon156 💕💕💕 yez! 💕💕 I also have a pair of velvet studded platforms that,could,work too. Or over the knees hot,pink stilletto,boots nah that would be too much. I think I actually photos of these in my closet! 💕💕💕
babalon156
@dezchic lololol do post pics of any and all hilarity! Ain’t no such thing as too hideous or embarrassing... at least not that I am aware...
sdoleary
Awesomeness again 💙💜💚❤️😍✌️
wildtimefashion
Very FAB!
demarcoscloset
Your description is so spot on!!!😂😂😂
minkaandco
I am so in love with these shoes!!!!!!! I wish they were my size!
babalon156
@minkalamour haha they are truly entrancing! They defy categorization - I would call them "statement" shoes!
minkaandco
@babalon156 definitely! I keep sharing them because I LOVE THEM! I really do. They are amazing!
babalon156
@minkalamour We share a similar aesthetic for SURE! I am not sure what to make of them - they are jeweled, scrolled with a metal scrolly thing, metallic (in a color which could be described 4 different ways), have NO distinct color scheme or style, PLUS they have fruity colored beads sewn to them...oh and the heels look like faux marble or wood? LMAO!
minkaandco
Really that low???? NOOOOOOOO. Gosh, tempted to buy them as Decor for my room! but I don't have room.
babalon156
@minkalamour these actually seem more like decor than footwear! 🤣
fashionfauxpas
Ur words.. OmfreakieG I can alwasy count on u for a chuckle or 2..a guffaw when feeling melancholy. Did I ever tell u ur my hero?! Seriously tho I could totally see bette midler in my minds eye (perhaps created whilst designer was expanding their range of perception. Would explain alot. Or mayve not at all. .) rocking these mid 80s perhaps) DEF 1980s.
fashionfauxpas
Or maybe some other poofy haired blue eyeshadow up to the eyebrow wearing 80s pop icon. Idk memory a bit fuzzy from that time period. Was exploring my range of perception back then quite frequently as much as possible. 😜🤪🤯🍳👽🖖✌️🤟🤙💀 Kool shoes tho 🤑💝😝
babalon156
@fashionfauxpas the exploration for me has no beginning point, and no end... the great Ourobouros of experience, expression and...sometimes fashion choices which defy explanation... the shoes I just listed may also inspire!? LMAO I cast my items into the universe and DEMAND that whomsoever comes into their possession, MUST engage in the enjoyment thereof...preferably in ways that not even *I* have attained!
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