Closet clear out!!! Please help!!!​

I am Annette and I am accepting offers left and right, up and down! I woke up one night and opened the closet and i see myself. Scared, I quickly call the cops, "Police! There's a burglar in my closet, come quickly!" A police man arrives at the my house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps me as hard as he can, "Why did you call me when you already had a police officer inside?!" Dumb joke but dang things get confusing when your closet needs to be cleared out!! Help me!