Why do they call it the nutcracker? Because you can kick a guy where it hurts? These Men's Black Nutcracker socks are a humble tribute to the well-loved Christmas toy. Of course, nothing we make here is innocent, so we invite you to make your own jokes. While all the kids can play around with their games consoles and selfie sticks, we know a classic when we see one. Or just rock them in the office - it's your call.