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FOR SALE: BOYS’ SHORTS – LIKE NEW, BECAUSE MIRACLES HAPPEN Hello, fellow parents! I’m a dad selling some boys’ shorts that are in shockingly good condition. Why? Because my kid refused to wear them. Apparently, they weren’t “cool enough” for his budding sense of high fashion. (I’m guessing his muddy sweatpants were.) Here’s what you’re getting: Pristine Quality: These shorts have seen fewer adventures than my Netflix account. No Grass Stains: That’s right – not a single slide tackle or tree-climbing session. Stylish and Ready to Impress: Your kid will look like a million bucks, but you’ll spend much less. These shorts are size [S-M], and I’m letting them go for [$35]. No haggling – unless you want to trade for parenting tips or a few hours of uninterrupted sleep. Grab them now before I frame them as the only piece of clothing my kid didn’t destroy!