The Mortdecai Trilogy by Kyril Bonfiglioli 3 novels in 1! Paperback book Published in the U.K. 519 pages Meet the Hon. Charlie Mortdecai: Degenerate aristocrat A moral art dealer, Seasoned epicurean, Unwilling assassin, And knave about Piccadilly… With his thuggish man, servant Jock, he endures all manner of nastiness involving secret police, angry foreign governments, stolen paintings, and dead clients, all just to make a dishonest living. However, the real flies in his ointment – the ones who carry the Lugers – are the unsavory people who keep trying to kill him…