Blue Q I'm A Lil' Barista Funny Cooking and Coffeemaking Apron Unisex

I'm A Lil' Barista Funny Cooking and Coffeemaking Apron Unisex Who you calling "short and stout"? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Unisex, Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap. VERY BEST QUALITY: This Blue Q Apron is made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% cotton twill. Features a comfortable adjustable neck strap and extra-long waist ties for a flattering fit on nearly anyone. The pair of pockets on the front, solid construction and reinforced stitching make this apron ready for action. TWO POCKETS: Every cook needs pockets! These pockets are so handy you might want to wear this when you aren't cooking! EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low or line dry. GIVE BACK: One percent of the sale of Blue Q aprons is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.