Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments -- Celia Rivenbark

<p>From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress). <p/>Step into the wacky world of womanless wedding fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word <i>snow</i> sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else. <p/>Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in <i>Bless Your Heart, Tramp, </i>a hilarious look at Southern---and just plain human---foibles, up-close and personal. <br>So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the pie-azza with <i>Bless Your Heart, Tramp</i>.</p><br><br><b>Author:</b> Celia Rivenbark<br><b>Publisher:</b> St. Martin's Griffin<br><b>Published:</b> 05/30/2006<br><b>Pages:</b> 240<br><b>Binding Type:</b> Paperback<br><b>Weight:</b> 0.49lbs<br><b>Size:</b> 8.24h x 5.92w x 0.61d<br><b>ISBN:</b> 9780312343422<br><br><b>Review Citation(s): </b><br><i>Library Journal</i> 04/01/2006 pg. 94<br><p><b>About the Author</b><br><p><b>Celia Rivenbark</b> is the author of the award-winning bestsellers <i>Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank</i>, <i>Belle Weather</i>, and <i>You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning</i>. <i>We're Just Like You, Only Pret