Black Hoodie with Cryptic Smiley Face-Small/Unisex

😐 THE SMILE KNOWS THINGS 😐 This cozy black hoodie sweater (Size Small) features a giant cryptic smiley face that’s… suspiciously calm. Like it just overheard something. Like it knows the WiFi password and your secrets. Has no brand tag, could be from anywhere… Soft, warm, and made of 100% polyester fuzziness, it’s the perfect companion for those “I want to be comfy but also unsettlingly iconic” days. 🖤 Size: Small (fits relaxed) 🧼 Hand wash cold unless you want to anger the face 👁️ Face is made of soft boucle fabric—texture game strong ✨ Great for: – Existential lounging – Zoom calls where you want to be both cozy and untraceable – Streetwear with just a touch of emotional whiplash Give it to your emotional teenager so you will see at least one smile today… Wear it ironically when you are forced to attend events, to picture day at school…the opportunities are endless. Style tags: #WeirdCore #CozyChaos #AltSweater #SmileyCult #CryptidChic #ComfyWithIntentions