Black Express Producer Tuxedo

Name: Black Express Producer Tuxedo
Brand: Express
SKU: 5b430da99539f7debdbeef55
Price: 322.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Black Express Men (or whomever) Producer tuxedo... about to burn it! Had it since 2015 fall and never wore the jacket. I got it on sale so go ahead and bargain w/me. There are so many pockets in the inside of the jacket you can give a silk tissue to every girl with dust or glitter or wine or a wink or anyone really. Fill it up with silk tissues! The front pocket is sewn shut so without alteration, all your secret agent stuff must remain inside, 0022! ;) . It doesn't fit me anymore, ya know?

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lb8184899 I'm going to add more pics... This is a dark humor marketing ploy. Love you, Express, Amelias, et. al.

Jul 09Reply

lb8184899 Note i will substitute the pants for that scarf if you are Scottish and want to wear a kilt with the jacket. Perhaps you are huge, stylish and you need a hardcore skirt to contain your battle gear? Idk. Eggs and blood sausage was a good idea, U.K.

Jul 09Reply

lb8184899 Oh and will take offers if u want but don't try to rip off poshmark like the first guy who tried to buy this. I will literally burn it before you get it, buddy. You know who I am!!@

Jul 09Reply

lb8184899 The pants are 34 waist, 30 length. Perhaps you hike or pack a lot? Lots of guts? Ok then

Jul 09Reply

lb8184899 ...but u don't... !!!!!

Jul 09Reply