Picture this: it’s 1987. My cousin, who clearly had a crystal ball and a love for bold fashion choices, handed me this stunning green masterpiece. It’s been with me ever since—outlasting countless closet purges, three questionable trends, and that time I swore I’d become a minimalist. This dress is a SIZE 10, but let me tell you, the 80s were a wild time, and stretchy fabric was apparently still a future concept. I’d say this beauty fits more like a modern size 6. So, if you're stuck between sizes, just channel your inner aerobics queen and go for it. The dress is in EPIC condition—like, “did this thing even live through the Reagan era?” level. It’s vintage, so keep that in mind: there may be a little wear and tear, but that just adds character (much like the shoulder pads and perms of its heyday). Pair it with some sky-high heels and a side ponytail, or dress it down for a retro-chic look. Whatever you do, just remember: you're not just buying a dress, you’re buying a piece of fashion history that somehow survived the 80s and me. Grab it now before I start feeling sentimental!