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ahabit
Updated Jul 03
ahabit
ahabit
Updated Jul 03

🎉👏💃🐳It's almost Party Time!

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What to wear? Hard hat? Thongie? Oh my I have nothing to wear! Snow White you must so help me figure this out as you twinkle the night with your sweetest picks🎀💞
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58 Comments
jjaquess
jjaquess Holy fucking shit dude!! I think I may be in love with you. But aren't you already someone's wifey? Shit you're funny. My hubs just got his Ron Burgundy suit back from the tailor today. I sleep with Shamu every night btw. Seriously. A stuffed one. Not a real one. Love your freaking funny ass guts dude!
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl I'm friggen dying..this is awesome and totally made my night😹😹😹I can't see cause I'm laughing so hard😂🐳🍆🐝
Jul 03Reply
cmjla
cmjla OMG you've outdone the penis hats by seventy six trillion🐳🐳 I need my Thongies 😂😭😂😭 love you❤❤❤
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl Now I feel so special😂 Let the fun begin!!!
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @jjaquess aww doll thanks my sweetness! I love you to the 🌜and back😜I had to try and figure out what to wear😂😂and I still am undecided? I hate having so many choices I may just go with the adult homemade diaper due to all the laughter that may fill the evening🎉💞🐳I have an all new love for whales now🐳🐳🐳
Jul 03Reply
jjaquess
jjaquess @couturegirl Is that a purple penis? It's too small. I thought it was real at first. Maybe just an eggplant?
Jul 03Reply
kellieshannon
kellieshannon omg totally laughing uncontrollably outloud alone...it is going to take a while to take all of this in!
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @couturegirl I am so glad this made your night doll💞🐳the drive here I was thinking of what to do took some picture before and on the way I would have loved to have have my special outfit for my photo shoot but 😜😩oh well maybe next time! 💞U I know to or row will be a blast and yes let the festivities begin💃🎉💋🐳@cmjla the traveling penis hats will be in a town near you here really soon 😂😂💞u too hun😘💋
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @jjaquess ha it's an eggplant meant to be a whale penis!!! @ahabit Damn no one can see what your shirt says wifey 😹😹😹
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @couturegirl "wifey club"
Jul 03Reply
jjaquess
jjaquess @couturegirl I was totally wondering what it said, but was too busy laughing crying!!
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @stealthycat @mystellabelle @mswhite56 @janell06 @gypsyangel @scarlettstained @tinker_bell @joannamichele81 @jefsweetie Look what Ambs did to celebrate my party tomorrow night..we figured you'd enjoy a good laugh!!!
Jul 03Reply
jerseygirl303
jerseygirl303 @ahabit O.M.F.GAWD!!! I am seriously dying laughing so hard right now! You kill me girl...
Jul 03Reply
wasabigirl
wasabigirl Haha there is all kinds of awesomeness in the collage!!! 🐳🎎🎉👨
Jul 03Reply
smalleyville
smalleyville Wow there's so much to take in and I love it all. How are you do funny?! I ❤ it! Looks Luke you are having fun!!!
Jul 03Reply
smalleyville
smalleyville Looks *like
Jul 03Reply
rands8763
rands8763 @couturegirl haha I love the whale picture Snow White!! lol
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @ahabit THIS is what I woke up to!!!🃏A whale's vagina!!😝😆😝LMFAO, and I seriously mean it! Funniest thing I think I've ever seen, especially immediately upon awakening!!👯👭🃏You girls are funnier than shit, and I'm SOOOOOO glad to know ALLLL of you!! How do you get to be a wife? I might be too old👵😳😪? Tell me, tell me! Love you ALL!!😆👯💐❤💋
Jul 03Reply
noyesno777
noyesno777 Thumb-elina!! You have really outdone yourself this time. This is a work of art, sister!!!
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @mswhite56 I knew you'd get a kick out of this!! No age limit..you will definitely fit right in our polygamous marriage along with @mystellabelle and @cmjla 👰👰👰👰👰 And no 👨to drive us nuts!!🐳😹😹
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @stealthycat Did you see what she is wearing lolol...her TP thongie and wife beater that says Wifey Club since we are married😂😂😂
Jul 03Reply
rands8763
rands8763 @couturegirl LMAO I thought it was a diaper but didn't want to say anything!!!
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @couturegirl Penelope, the "no men" part is particularly attractive, however much I love my hubs!!🙀❤👭
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @msupgrade @ericka_c. Tears running down my face..,,😆😂😂😂😂😜👭👭👯👯👰👰
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @stealthycat Oh when Ambs does something she goes all out..and this wasn't even the secret pic we were talking about yesterday!!
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @mswhite56 I forgot to tell you we are all moving to a farm and men will live in the barn and take care of the work😹👨👦👳👲🚜🌽@mystellabelle
Jul 03Reply
rands8763
rands8763 @couturegirl oh really, what's the secret picture?
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @stealthycat🎶 I'll never tellllll🎶
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @jerseygirl303 I so love you💞💞I had the best time trying to do this and it's only the beginning☝☝😝
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @janell06 @tinker_bell aww ladies I am so glad you ladies love this I know @couturegirl will have her fanciest party pants on a rock this out🎉🐳👏😝💃tink have you you woke up again to see this for round two ?😂😂of the viewing?
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @mystellabelle 😘💋💋@smalleyville OMG you are my crazy thumb sister I see you 😂💋you didn't have to fix it I love your thumbs you make me feel special when you do that almost like a shout out😂 I am totally working on the photos it's gonna be epic😂💋
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @kellieshannon 😘love I figured I would show a little party love with a comedy girlie flare😜💃👀
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @joannamichele81 😘💞@stealthycat oh my I knew you would love it especially being as we welly welly love whales😂and Pen is such Snow White @couturegirl
Jul 03Reply
joannamichele81
joannamichele81 @ahabit how did u get so close for he deer?🌺🌺
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl I just walk outside & whistle and the deer come running..the birds carrying ribbon & singing. 😹😹😹@stealthycat
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @couturegirl I love that the men are going to live in the barn AND do all the work! Will they wash our thongies??👵😝
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @mswhite56 They will absolutely be washing the thongies...especially since @mystellabelle is fecalphobic😹😹😹
Jul 03Reply
kellieshannon
kellieshannon @noyesno777 @ahabit love it thumbelina...perfect! @couturegirl I would love to see a video of your morning stroll with ribbons and whistles!!!! Sounds so fresh and clean! Xoxo to you all
Jul 03Reply
rands8763
rands8763 @couturegirl a/k/a snowy..I posted them on my fb page and tagged you!
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @ahabit Anyone else have a problem sharing their Michael Kors at this party? I had to change all my MK to KS!!
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @ericka_c These girls are one of the ways I'm staying afloat, with the help of you and Roni, @msupgrade!!!👵💋💋💋💋💋💋💋They are ALL hilarious!!!!
Jul 03Reply
cmhowald
cmhowald @ahabit ❤❤😍😁👍it girl! I just listened to your VM yesterday from like weeks ago, but it makes me smile so I can't delete it. When are you back? I need to hear your voice to cheer me up! Been trying the comedic route, but that only gets me so far. Btw I thought you were a sumo wrestler until i remembered our "thongies"! When are the penis hats touring the great state of Texas? Ya know, everything is bigger in Tx, so they might just come back slightly enhanced🍆🍆🍆. Lol! Love you! Miss you! Going to Victoria tomorrow for my grandma's funeral 😥this weekend but I'll try to check in on Posheet FB. 😘💕
Jul 03Reply
couturegirl
couturegirl @mswhite56 Amber is definitely an original🐳Doesn't have to try and make people laugh..it's just her personality!!🐝 I can't imagine going a day without talking to her & laughing🐳🐫who else puts a TP diaper on for a friends party listing😹😹So glad we have you laughing...stay tuned😜
Jul 03Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @ahabit Just bought a bunch of new Kate Spade, come home to list....and sure as shit..."trade"?....sheesh. Gotta make a billboard!!👵😤😡😎
Jul 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @mswhite56 I have an open bag of peanuts... Do you have anything in your kitchen you want to trade for? Or you can Paypal me the money to buy them if you're super hungry😂😂oh my I 💞U! I am laughing so hard I just seen your message you could make a recording and then push play and people would still ask! It's almost like they want to see if your joking 😂😂
Jul 08Reply
mswhite56
mswhite56 @ahabit Amber, I'm going to refer them to YOU, as Exhibit A! LMFAO!!😳😂👵👊👰💋🍆📹
Jul 08Reply
nugget_love
nugget_love Lol!!!!!!
Jul 08Reply
ahabit
ahabit @mswhite56 that is totally fine with me!👏👏😂exhibit A I could get used to that!! @nugget_love thanks hun😘💋💋
Jul 22Reply
lisalovesbling
lisalovesbling You are so funny! Lol. This is awesome.😘👍💖💎🎉👊
Jul 28Reply
ahabit
ahabit @lisalovesbling 😂😂👏well on Posh I have learned if you can't laugh you will totally go nuts! Thanks for liking it😝😜we love to have a blast 🎉
Jul 28Reply
camposcc
camposcc this is just hilarious!! i couldn't decide if i wanted to laugh at the makeshift undie or laugh at the horrendous photoshop arm touching the dolphin. man, thank you for the GREAT laugh tonight. so glad i checked out your closet!
Aug 03Reply
ahabit
ahabit @camposcc 😂😂👏well ya know that is really her under water kissing a whale! Her arm is just so bionic that it look photoshopped and oh yeah she only tans half of it😂😂👏🎉 Thanks for stopping by Hun 💞💋sometimes I laugh so hard on Posh at my ladies I really feel as though I need to wear a THONGIE !
Aug 03Reply
scarlettstained
scarlettstained @couturegirl @ahabit now I understand the purple cucumber traveling on Poshmark! No more mystery whale for meOMG! I just now found this!!!! It never came up in my feed before!You know that Motley Crüe song?Girls Girls Girls!!!!!!! My face now has cracks from laughing so HARD!!love you
Oct 10Reply
ahabit
ahabit @scarlettstained you mean to tell me you never seen this?🙈you were tagged! I see your name😜😝but trust me I miss things all the time! I am the queen of being lost just ask Penny Penguin! I bleach my hair for a reason! Just to have an excuse😂😝especially when I can't remember what I was just saying in the middle of a sentence🙈it's really terrible! I am so glad you seen this OMG it will all make sense and no that's not me in a diaper!
Oct 10Reply

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