VANS GUM SUEDE HIGH-TOPS: Classier Than Your Dad’s Dad Jokes! (SIZE 10)

*Light tan suede + gum soles = pure 90s skate nostalgia. Looks expensive but won’t murder your wallet. Worn once to impress my barista (it worked).* Exceptional condition - no coffee stains. Sanitized ’til hipster-approved. Smoke-free loft. NO LOWBALLERS - posers will be roasted. ☕ "DM ‘SKATE OR DIE’! These vintage beauties are dipping faster than a skateboard ramp!"