Nurse Coffee Tee — 'My Patients Are Unstable So Am I' Funny Medical Shirt

A crisp, comfortable tee that speaks the language of late shifts, rapid rounds, and the small comforts that keep clinicians going. Front and back designs play with heartbeat motifs and coffee imagery to nod at the highs and lows of patient care — cheeky, honest, and quietly proud. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt sits relaxed at the shoulder and chest so you can move through busy shifts, charting sessions, or quick coffee breaks without fuss. Wear it during shift handoffs, study nights, or casual meetups with colleagues to share a knowing smile. Product features - Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed knit collar retains shape; tear-away label for itch-free wear - 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) with DTG/DTF printing for crisp graphics - Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline — durable, ethically sourced US cotton Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat